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Bob Mortimer Inspired Raspberry Jam Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Pink Comedy Print | Colourful Kitchen Decor Gift
Bob Mortimer Inspired Raspberry Jam Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Pink Comedy Print | Colourful Kitchen Decor Gift
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Raspberry jam is nice…
…but it’s full of fucking pips.
Honestly, if you know, you know.
This print exists purely because Bob Mortimer’s brain works in mysterious ways and now none of us can look at a jar of jam without hearing that sentence.
It’s bright. It’s daft. It’s a tiny bit sweary. And it feels right at home in a kitchen where the mugs don’t match, Gone Fishing is permanently on and someone inevitably ends up saying, “Have I ever told you about the theft and shrubbery?”
Whether you’re decorating your own kitchen or buying for that mate who communicates almost exclusively in obscure TV quotes, this one’s a winner.
Who’s it perfect for?
✨ Bob Mortimer fans who appreciate absolute nonsense.
✨ Kitchens with more personality than cupboard space.
✨ People whose idea of home decor is “things that make me laugh.”
✨ Housewarming gifts that won’t immediately end up in the charity shop.
✨ Anyone who enjoys explaining the joke to confused visitors.
The important bits
- Printed on premium art paper.
- Available from 5x7” right up to A1.
- Designed in Yorkshire by one slightly chaotic human (hi 👋).
- Frame not included.
Life’s serious enough already. Your kitchen doesn’t have to be.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.