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Congrats on Your Tiny New Sleep Thief Card | Funny New Baby Card | New Parents Card | Baby Congratulations Card | Baby Shower Card

Congrats on Your Tiny New Sleep Thief Card | Funny New Baby Card | New Parents Card | Baby Congratulations Card | Baby Shower Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Everyone tells you how magical having a baby is.

Very few people mention that you'll soon know exactly what 3:17am looks like... every single night.

This card isn't here to pretend you'll be getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep anytime soon.

It's here to congratulate the new parents on their adorable little bundle of joy... and gently acknowledge that said bundle is about to become a full-time sleep deprivation consultant.

Tiny? Yes.

Cute? Absolutely.

Capable of running your entire household on approximately four hours' sleep? Also yes.

Perfect for:

  • New parents
  • Baby showers
  • Maternity leave gifts
  • Pregnancy announcements
  • Friends with a good sense of humour
  • First-time parents
  • Parents who appreciate sarcasm more than sentiment

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

The baby cards in the shops always seem to feature teddy bears, clouds and promises that every moment is precious.

Which is lovely.

But so is acknowledging that the tiny human who's just arrived is about to absolutely destroy everyone's sleep schedule for the foreseeable future.

I reckon both things can be true.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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