No looking. No observing. No unexpected conversations. Ideally, please just pretend I am not here until further notice.
Featuring a tiny cowboy frog who has pulled his hat firmly over his face and frankly has the right idea about social interaction.
The Do Not Perceive Me sticker is for introverts, socially exhausted humans and anyone who occasionally leaves the house only to immediately regret making themselves available to the general public.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, Kindle or somewhere suitably visible so people can completely ignore the message and ask “ooh, what does your sticker say?”
Finished with holographic sparkle, which admittedly isn't the best strategy when you're trying not to attract attention. But here we are.
The important bits:
Original Sad Disco Club illustration
Holographic finish that catches the light 🌈
Designed and made by me in Yorkshire
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces
Currently unavailable for observation
Care: They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.
Psst… One sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection. ✨
