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Sad Disco Club

Emotionally Devastating Playlist Card | Funny Birthday Card | Elder Emo Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card

Emotionally Devastating Playlist Card | Funny Birthday Card | Elder Emo Birthday Card | Alternative Greeting Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Buying a birthday card for an elder emo is surprisingly difficult.

Apparently we're all supposed to grow out of music that makes us stare dramatically out of train windows.

I don't remember agreeing to that.

If the person you're buying this for has a playlist that's equal parts absolute bangers and songs they physically can't listen to in public because they will start feeling things...

...this is their birthday card.

Perfect for:

  • Elder emos
  • Music lovers with an unhealthy emotional attachment to playlists
  • Friends who still listen to the same bands they did at sixteen
  • Anyone who says, "This one's a no-skip album."
  • Birthdays with better taste than the supermarket card aisle

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes an envelope
  • Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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