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Engaged AF Card | Alternative Engagement Card | Goth Engagement Card | Funny Engagement Card
Engaged AF Card | Alternative Engagement Card | Goth Engagement Card | Funny Engagement Card
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Well. This escalated quickly.
One minute you're sending each other memes and stealing chips from one another's plates, and the next you're choosing venues, discussing table plans and discovering that chair covers cost approximately the same as a small car.
This card is for the couples who want all the romance but none of the cheesy clichés. The ones who prefer black ribbon bows, questionable playlists and cake that looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton film.
Perfect for:
- Newly engaged couples
- Your favourite alternative pair
- Goths, emos and spooky souls
- Engagement parties
- Future brides and grooms
- The friend who's already planning the playlist
The boring but useful bits
- A5 greetings card
- Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
- Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Envelope included
- Protected in a cello bag
- Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.
Here's the thing...
I've always thought engagement cards should feel a bit more like the people receiving them.
Not everybody wants pastel roses and calligraphy.
Some people want black icing, giant bows, pop-punk first dances and a cake that's just a tiny bit dramatic.
Frankly, I support that entirely.

please read before you order
The Boring Bits...
Card Details
- A5 greetings card
- Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
- Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes a matching envelope
- Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
- Colours may vary slightly from screen to print
Production Time
Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.
We design loud things for even louder minds
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