Funny Birthday Card | What's My Age Again? | Alternative Birthday Card | Pop Punk Inspired Greeting Card

Getting older is weird.

One minute you're staying out until 3am because you want to, and the next you're excited because you've remembered to defrost something for tea.

Nobody really knows what age they're supposed to feel anyway, so here's a birthday card for the people who still quote Blink-182 on a regular basis and refuse to accept that the early 2000s were actually... quite a long time ago.

It's colourful, nostalgic and significantly more fun than a picture of some balloons with "Happy Birthday" written underneath.

Because if you're going to remind someone they're getting older, you might as well make them laugh while you're at it.

Perfect for:

• Elder emos who still know every word to What's My Age Again?
• Friends who insist they're still twenty-five
• Pop punk fans and music lovers
• Anyone celebrating another lap around the sun (whether they like it or not)
• People who deserve a birthday card with actual personality

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Comes with envelope
• Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
• Colours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen
• 3 cards for £9 — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.

Here's the thing...

I've never understood why birthday cards are either painfully sentimental or look like they were designed for someone without a personality.

Where are the cards for people who still have the same music taste they had at sixteen, own more band t-shirts than sensible jumpers and somehow keep pulling a muscle from sleeping awkwardly?

That's where this one comes in.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio. Thanks for supporting my tiny business—it genuinely means the world.