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Funny Lactose Intolerant Print | Bathroom Wall Art | IBS Humour Decor | Foodie Gift | Quirky Guest Check Poster | Dopamine Home Decor
Funny Lactose Intolerant Print | Bathroom Wall Art | IBS Humour Decor | Foodie Gift | Quirky Guest Check Poster | Dopamine Home Decor
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We've all been there...
You swore you'd avoid the cheese this time.
Then the mozzarella sticks arrived.
This retro diner-inspired Guest Check print is for everyone who's knowingly enters a toxic relationship with dairy on a weekly basis. Equal parts relatable, colourful and slightly chaotic, it's the perfect addition to bathrooms, kitchens or anywhere that appreciates a bit of questionable decision-making.
Because some lessons simply aren't meant to be learned.
Perfect for...
🧀 Lactose intolerant legends
🍕 Cheese lovers
🚽 Funny bathroom decor
🍝 Foodies with questionable choices
🎁 Gifts for your funniest friend
✨ Dopamine homes
Why you'll love it
- Retro diner guest check inspired design
- Perfect for bathrooms, kitchens and gallery walls
- A hilarious gift for cheese lovers and lactose intolerant besties
- Bright, playful colours with vintage diner vibes
- Printed to order in Yorkshire
- Available in multiple sizes
Life's too short to skip the cheese...
...future you can deal with the consequences.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.