Funny New Baby Card | New Parent Card | Baby Wipes Greeting Card | Congratulations on Your New Baby

Buying a card for new parents is surprisingly difficult.

Your options are usually a teddy bear, a pair of tiny feet or something that says "Congratulations on Your Precious Bundle of Joy" in swirly writing.

Lovely? Sure.

Memorable? Not really.

This one skips the clichés and gets straight to the important life advice.

Because if there's one thing every parent discovers very quickly, it's that baby wipes can solve approximately 97% of life's problems.

Whether you're celebrating a new arrival, a baby shower or congratulating sleep-deprived friends on keeping a tiny human alive, this card is guaranteed to get more of a laugh than another pastel giraffe.

Perfect for:

• Friends who've just welcomed a new baby
• Baby showers
• New mums and dads
• Colleagues heading off on maternity or paternity leave
• Anyone who appreciates realistic parenting humour

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Comes with envelope
• Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
• Colours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen
• 3 cards for £9 — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.

Here's the thing...

Nobody remembers who bought the beige teddy.

They do remember the card that made them laugh while they were surviving on cold coffee and approximately forty-five minutes of sleep.

I love making cards that feel like they're from an actual person rather than a greeting card factory. Something with a bit of personality, a bit of humour and something they'll probably end up sticking on the fridge instead of quietly recycling next week.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.