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Happy Birthday, Spare Human Card | Funny Whippet Birthday Card | Dog Lover Greetings Card

Happy Birthday, Spare Human Card | Funny Whippet Birthday Card | Dog Lover Greetings Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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If you share your life with a whippet, Italian greyhound or lurcher, you'll already know the rules.

Every dog has a favourite human.

And then there's the spare.

The backup lap. The reserve blanket provider. The stand-in snack distributor. The person who's perfectly acceptable when the favourite human isn't available.

This card is for the people who understand that being second choice is still a great honour.

Especially when the alternative is being ignored completely.

Perfect for:

  • Whippet owners
  • Italian greyhound owners
  • Lurcher owners
  • Dog mums and dads
  • Birthdays
  • Anyone who has graciously accepted their role as the spare human

Here's the thing...

I don't think dogs deliberately choose favourites. I just think some people are slightly warmer, slightly softer and slightly more willing to share their snacks.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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