Happy Birthday to My Fave 30+ Year Old Teenager Card | Funny Elder Emo Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card

Congratulations on surviving another year while continuing to spend an alarming amount of money on concert tickets, takeaway coffee and little treats that would have made your fourteen-year-old self think you'd absolutely made it.

Your back hurts. Your favourite band has released a twentieth-anniversary edition of an album you swear only came out a couple of years ago. You're increasingly excited by practical purchases.

Emotionally, though? You're still a teenager.

This card is for the elder emos, the alternative souls and the people who have somehow reached their thirties while still feeling approximately seventeen.

Perfect for:

• Your favourite elder emo
• Millennial birthdays
• Alternative friends and partners
• Anyone whose playlists have remained suspiciously unchanged since the mid-2000s
• The person still wearing Converse and band T-shirts
• People who understand that growing older and growing up are two entirely different things

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Envelope included
• Protected in a cello bag
• Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.

Here's the thing...

I firmly believe your thirties are just your teenage years, but with a stronger opinion on air fryers and a greater appreciation for a decent mattress.

You still know all the words. You still get irrationally excited when your favourite song comes on. You still dress for the person you wanted to be when you were sixteen.

And honestly, I think that's lovely.