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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Coffee Print | Funny Goth Coffee Wall Art | Kitchen & Coffee Station Decor | Elder Emo Gift
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend Coffee Print | Funny Goth Coffee Wall Art | Kitchen & Coffee Station Decor | Elder Emo Gift
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You know that first sip of coffee? The one where you slowly transform from "please don't perceive me" into a vaguely functioning member of society?
Yeah. This print is for that moment.
Featuring a checkerboard coffee cup and a steaming ode to caffeine, it's made for kitchens where the kettle goes on before the lights do and coffee isn't a luxury—it's a personality trait.
Perfect for coffee stations, breakfast nooks and anyone who greets their morning brew like an old friend they've trauma bonded with.
Because before caffeine...
Everything is a bit too loud.
Perfect for...
☕ People who can't legally make eye contact before their first coffee.
🖤 Elder emos who never quite grew out of the dramatic phase.
🌧️ Anyone whose morning personality is "leave me alone."
🏡 Coffee stations, kitchens and breakfast corners that deserve better than a generic "But First Coffee" sign.
🎁 The friend who treats their espresso machine with more respect than most people.
Printed to order in Yorkshire on premium art paper, ready to bring a little dopamine to your home.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.