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Hope Your New Place Doesn't Need Saging Card | Funny New Home Card | Housewarming Card | Witchy Housewarming Gift

Hope Your New Place Doesn't Need Saging Card | Funny New Home Card | Housewarming Card | Witchy Housewarming Gift

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Buying your first home is exciting.

Until someone says, "Ooo... I got a funny feeling about that spare bedroom."

Or your mate insists every weird creak is "definitely giving Victorian child ghost."

Suddenly someone's buying crystals, someone else has produced a bundle of sage from their tote bag, and you're all pretending this is completely normal behaviour.

Whether your favourite person genuinely believes in clearing bad energy or just appreciates a slightly witchy aesthetic, this card is for celebrating a new home with exactly the right amount of sarcasm.

Because moving house is stressful enough without finding out you've inherited Sharon's aggressive hallway ghost.

Perfect for:

  • Housewarming gifts
  • New homeowners
  • First homes
  • Witchy friends
  • Goth and alternative home lovers
  • Crystal collectors (or people who lovingly take the piss out of them)
  • Friends who'd absolutely sage a house before unpacking

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I love cards that feel like an inside joke.

The sort where you hand it over and they laugh before they've even opened it because they know exactly why you picked it.

If you've got a mate who owns more candles than cutlery and genuinely has opinions about moon water...

...I reckon you've just found their new home card.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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