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House Rules Print | Funny Family Wall Art | Dopamine Decor Home Rules Poster
House Rules Print | Funny Family Wall Art | Dopamine Decor Home Rules Poster
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Every home has rules.
Some are written down. Some are unspoken.
Ours just happen to include banning shite tunes, avoiding the big light at all costs, and making sure everyone's feelings are properly fed.
A slightly chaotic guide to running a household, this House Rules print is perfect for homes filled with personality, questionable dance moves, emotional support snacks and people who communicate primarily through memes.
Part family manifesto, part gentle reminder, part decorative warning sign.
The Official House Rules
✔ Don't be a dick
✔ No shite tunes
✔ No big lights
✔ Move your body
✔ Feel your feelings
Simple really.
Perfect For
- Hallways and entryways
- Family homes with a sense of humour
- ADHD households
- Dopamine decor lovers
- Alternative interiors
- Housewarming gifts
- People who strongly oppose the big light
Why You'll Love It
Because life's complicated enough without complicated rules.
This print is a reminder that being kind, dancing badly, looking after yourself and avoiding unnecessary overhead lighting is actually a pretty solid life philosophy.
Plus it looks significantly nicer on the wall than a passive aggressive note on the fridge.
Product Highlights
- Funny house rules wall art
- Checkerboard border design
- Alternative family home decor
- Dopamine decor aesthetic
- Perfect hallway statement print
- Printed to order in Yorkshire
- Available in multiple sizes
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.