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I'm Here For Your Twenties Card | Funny 30th Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card | Goth Birthday Card

I'm Here For Your Twenties Card | Funny 30th Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card | Goth Birthday Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Thirty isn't old.

But it is around the age where you start making noises every time you stand up.

You accidentally become interested in air fryers.

You have strong opinions about mattresses.

And a night out suddenly requires at least two working days to recover from.

This card is for the friend who's leaving their twenties behind with as much dignity as possible... which is to say, absolutely none.

The Grim Reaper's just popped by to pay her respects.

Perfect for:

  • 30th birthday gifts
  • Milestone birthdays
  • Elder emos
  • Goth and alternative friends
  • Witchy besties
  • Friends with an excellent sense of humour
  • Anyone dramatically mourning the end of their twenties

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I don't think anyone actually worries about turning thirty...

...until their algorithm suddenly becomes 90% "morning stretches for lower back pain" and someone recommends a magnesium supplement.

Then it starts to feel a bit personal.

Thankfully, getting older is mostly just collecting increasingly niche hobbies and caring a lot less about what other people think.

Which, honestly, sounds like a decent trade.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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