With just enough menace to make people take it seriously.
This bookmark pairs an adorable little lamb with the kind of phrase that says, "I'm actually lovely... until you interrupt my reading."
Whether you're trying to survive your ever-growing TBR, avoid small talk or simply establish some healthy boundaries while you read, this bookmark does all the talking for you.
Cute? Yes.
Passive aggressive? Also yes.
Why you'll love it
✨ Double-sided design ✨ Printed on sturdy premium 350gsm card ✨ Sparkly and waterproof ✨ Perfect size for marking your latest emotional support novel ✨ Handmade in Yorkshire by one slightly chaotic human.
Who it's perfect for
Readers who'd rather be left alone with their book.
Introverts whose social battery is permanently on 4%.
Fans of sarcastic humour and unapologetic boundaries.
Lovers of gothic, alternative and spooky-cute aesthetics.
Anyone who's ever smiled politely while thinking... well... exactly this.
Product Details
Premium 350gsm card
Finished with a holographic laminate, making them nice and sturdy
Double-sided print (reverse is a leopard print pattern)
Die Cut custom shape.
Approx. 16x6cm
Handmade
Warning: May encourage buying "just one more book" despite the fact your TBR is already giving structural engineers cause for concern.
