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Lactose Intolerance System Error Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Cheese Lover Gift | Retro Computer Poster
Lactose Intolerance System Error Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Cheese Lover Gift | Retro Computer Poster
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Every lactose intolerant person knows this pop-up.
You know what's about to happen. You know it's a terrible idea. And yet... the cheese board arrives and suddenly consequences become tomorrow's problem.
Inspired by retro computer error messages and fuelled by pure dairy denial, this colourful kitchen print is for anyone who's willing to risk it all for a decent cheeseboard, pizza or mac and cheese.
Sometimes the stomach says no. The heart says "just one more bite."
Perfect for...
🧀 Lactose intolerant people who simply refuse to learn.
🍕 Cheese lovers who treat stomach aches as a personality trait.
💻 Retro computer nerds and Y2K design lovers.
🏡 Kitchens that don't take themselves too seriously.
🎁 The friend who always says "I'll probably regret this" before ordering extra cheese.
Printed to order in Yorkshire on premium art paper, ready to bring a little dopamine to your home.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.