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Lay the Table with the Fancy Shit Print | Funny Dining Room Wall Art | Colourful Kitchen Decor
Lay the Table with the Fancy Shit Print | Funny Dining Room Wall Art | Colourful Kitchen Decor
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For the occasions where the good plates come out.
You know the ones.
The candles get lit.
The cutlery gets polished.
Everyone pretends they don't normally eat dinner standing over the sink.
Lay the table with the fancy shit.
Whether it's Sunday dinner, picky tea pretending to be sophisticated, Christmas, date night or just because you've finally remembered you've got matching placemats somewhere, this print is for the people who appreciate a little ceremony... and don't take any of it too seriously.
Bright, playful and just the right amount of sarcastic, it's the perfect finishing touch for colourful kitchens, dining rooms and homes where guests are always welcome (even if you secretly hope they leave before you have to do the washing up).
Designed in Yorkshire and printed to order on premium heavyweight art paper.
Perfect for...
🍽️ Hosts who own "the good plates."
🕯️ Dinner parties fuelled by prosecco and oversharing.
🏡 Colourful kitchens and dining rooms.
🎁 Housewarming, wedding and foodie gifts.
✨ People who believe every meal deserves at least a little bit of drama.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨

Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.