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Married AF Card | Funny Wedding Card | Alternative Wedding Card

Married AF Card | Funny Wedding Card | Alternative Wedding Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Congratulations. You found your person.

The one you'd willingly share your chips with, send questionable memes to at three in the morning and repeatedly ask, "What's for tea?" for the rest of your lives.

This card is for couples who skipped the overly sentimental clichés and decided to celebrate love in their own way instead.

Featuring a gloriously over-the-top heart-shaped cake, because getting married is a big deal, even if you'd rather pretend it isn't.

Perfect for:

  • Weddings
  • Engagements
  • Newlyweds
  • Alternative couples
  • Gothic romantics
  • People who love a little bit of chaos with their romance

Here's the thing...

I firmly believe wedding cards don't always need doves, calligraphy and twenty-seven paragraphs about soulmates.

Sometimes "Married AF" says absolutely everything that needs to be said.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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