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Meats & Cheeses Always Pleases Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Bob Mortimer Inspired Decor | Colourful Dining Room Print
Meats & Cheeses Always Pleases Print | Funny Kitchen Wall Art | Bob Mortimer Inspired Decor | Colourful Dining Room Print
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There are two types of people.
Those who politely wait for someone else to start on the cheeseboard.
And those already hovering with a cracker in hand before it's even hit the table.
This one's for the second group.
Inspired by one of Bob Mortimer's brilliantly daft observations, "Meats & Cheeses Always Pleases" is a celebration of picky teas, charcuterie boards, beige buffet food and pretending that arranging snacks on a wooden board somehow counts as hosting.
Whether it's a Friday night feast, Christmas nibbles, wine and cheese with mates or just eating an unreasonable amount of brie because you've had a long week, this print belongs in kitchens where food is taken seriously... but absolutely nothing else is.
Designed in Yorkshire and printed to order on premium heavyweight art paper.
Perfect for...
🧀 Cheese board enthusiasts and picky tea professionals.
🍷 Wine, crackers and "just one more slice" people.
🏡 Colourful kitchens, dining rooms and home bars.
🎁 Bob Mortimer fans.
✨ Anyone who knows meats & cheeses really do always please.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.