Look... we're not here to tell people how to read.
But if you're folding the corners of pages instead of using a bookmark, we are judging you a little bit.
This bold checkerboard bookmark is for the readers who believe books deserve better. Whether you're fiercely protective of your special editions or simply refuse to dog-ear a paperback, this bookmark proudly lets everyone know where you stand.
It's a joke. (Mostly.)
So if you've ever gasped watching someone fold over a page corner, welcome. You're among friends.
Why you'll love it
✨ Double-sided design ✨ Printed on sturdy premium 350gsm card ✨ Sparkly and waterproof ✨ Perfect size for marking your latest emotional support novel ✨ Handmade in Yorkshire by one slightly chaotic human.
Who it's perfect for
Readers who physically recoil at dog-eared pages.
Bookworms who treat their books like treasured possessions.
BookTok readers with colour-coded shelves.
Lovers of sarcastic humour and sweary gifts.
Anyone who's ever whispered, "Just use a bookmark..."
Product Details
Premium 350gsm card
Finished with a holographic laminate, making them nice and sturdy
Double-sided print (reverse is a leopard print pattern)
Rounded corners
Approx. 16x5.5cm
Handmade
Warning: May encourage buying "just one more book" despite the fact your TBR is already giving structural engineers cause for concern.
