Sad Disco Club
Personalised Pet Pub Sign Print
Personalised Pet Pub Sign Print
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Your pet. Your pub. Their little face above the bar where it belongs.
Ever wondered what your dog would name their own pub? The Wonky Whippet? The Freddie Arms? The Bark & Bottle? Well, now you can find out.
I'll turn your beloved pet into their very own personalised pub sign, complete with a custom illustrated portrait, pub name, established date, colour scheme and their drink of choice.
Basically, it's your pet if they were suddenly responsible for running a slightly questionable local boozer.
Each print is custom illustrated just for you, using a photo of your pet as the reference, so every one is completely unique. You’ll receive a digital proof via email before your print goes anywhere near the printer, so you can make sure everything looks suitably pub-worthy.
What I need from you
After placing your order, send an email to hello@saddiscoclub.com with your order number and the following:
🐾 1. A photo of your pet
Please send a clear, well-lit photo where I can see their lovely little face.
🎨 2. Your colour scheme
Tell me your preferred colours and I'll work them into the design.
📅 3. Established date
The year your establishment supposedly opened its doors. Historical accuracy is optional.
🍺 4. Your pub name
For example:
The Wonky Whippet
The Freddie Arms
The Tipsy Terrier
The Drunken Dachshund
🍸 5. Their featured drink
Guinness pint? Spicy margarita? Glass of wine? Fancy little cocktail? You decide what they're knocking back behind the bar.
The boring-but-important bit
Because this is a fully custom illustrated pet portrait, please allow up to 2 working weeks for me to create your design.
Once I've finished your illustration, I'll send a digital proof to the email address provided with your order for you to approve before it goes to print.
Please keep an eye on your inbox (and your spam folder, just in case it decides to hide in there).
Available in A4 and A3 only.
Perfect for
✨ Proud pet parents
✨ Dogs who deserve their own local
✨ Cats with landlord energy
✨ Anyone who has ever wondered what their pet would be like after three pints
✨ A ridiculously good birthday gift for a pet-obsessed friend
✨ Memorial or celebration gifts for a much-loved pet
✨ Kitchens, home bars, gallery walls and anywhere else that needs more dog-based pub decor
✨ People who think a normal pet portrait is simply not chaotic enough
Why you'll love it
🍻 Completely personalised — every pub sign is made around your pet and your ideas.
🐾 A proper custom illustration — I create the artwork from your photo rather than simply dropping it into a template.
🎨 Made to match your vibe — you choose the colours, pub name, date and drink.
📧 Proof before printing — you'll get to see your finished design via email and approve it before I send it to print.
🖼️ Made for your wall — available in A4 or A3, depending on how much wall real estate your new landlord deserves.
Please note
This is a made-to-order personalised product, so it isn't eligible for cancellation once I've started creating your custom artwork.
Please make sure your photo and personalisation details are correct when you email them over. I can work with most photos, but a clear image where your pet's face is visible will give me the best result.
Now all that's left to decide is: what is your pet's pub called?
Because honestly, I think we all know they're going to be a terrible landlord.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨

Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.