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Probs Reading Horror Bookmark | Funny Horror Bookmark | Gothic Coffin Bookmark | Horror Book Lover Gift | Double-Sided Bookmark

Probs Reading Horror Bookmark | Funny Horror Bookmark | Gothic Coffin Bookmark | Horror Book Lover Gift | Double-Sided Bookmark

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Let's save everyone some time, shall we?

If you've got your nose buried in a book, there's a very good chance somebody's getting possessed, haunted, murdered or chased through the woods.

This coffin-shaped bookmark is made for horror readers who feel most at home with creepy houses, unreliable narrators and the occasional eldritch nightmare. Whether you're bingeing Stephen King, Riley Sager, Grady Hendrix or adding yet another spooky recommendation from BookTok to your TBR, this one's for you.

It's cute. It's creepy. It's alarmingly accurate.


Why you'll love it

✨ Double-sided design
✨ Printed on sturdy premium 350gsm card
✨ Sparkly and waterproof
✨ Perfect size for marking your latest emotional support novel
Handmade in Yorkshire by one slightly chaotic human.


Who it's perfect for

  • Horror readers who think "cosy" includes ghosts.
  • Fans of gothic, spooky and alternative aesthetics.
  • BookTok readers whose TBR is 90% horror.
  • Anyone who starts decorating for Halloween in August.
  • Readers who judge a book by how unsettling it is.

Product Details

  • Premium 350gsm card
  • Finished with a holographic laminate, making them nice and sturdy 
  • Double-sided print (reverse is a leopard print pattern)
  • Die Cut custom shape.
  • Approx. 14x6cm
  • Handmade

Warning: May encourage buying "just one more book" despite the fact your TBR is already giving structural engineers cause for concern.

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