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Rats Spelt Backwards Card | Funny Rat Pun Card | Cute Alternative Greetings Card
Rats Spelt Backwards Card | Funny Rat Pun Card | Cute Alternative Greetings Card
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I know. It's ridiculous.
But it's also exactly the sort of joke that makes you sigh, roll your eyes and then secretly laugh about it later.
Featuring a tiny pink rat holding a star and a truly terrible pun, this card is perfect for the people in your life who appreciate chaotic humour and nonsense of the highest quality.
Because sometimes "I love you" is nice, but sometimes "rats spelt backwards is what you are" says the same thing.
Sort of.
Perfect for:
- Partners
- Best friends
- Birthdays
- Anniversaries
- Valentine's Day
- Lovers of bad jokes and tiny creatures
Here's the thing...
I'm a big fan of affection that sounds slightly like an insult. Somehow, it feels more sincere.
The boring but useful bits
- A5 greetings card
- Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
- Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Envelope included
- Protected in a cello bag
- Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed

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The Boring Bits...
Card Details
- A5 greetings card
- Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
- Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes a matching envelope
- Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
- Colours may vary slightly from screen to print
Production Time
Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.
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