For anyone who has done their time dancing in heels till the early hours and would now quite like to be home at a reasonable hour, thank you very much.
Maybe you once survived on £1 shots, questionable decisions and approximately four hours sleep. Now you need advance notice of plans and there’s a very real chance you’ll be thinking about going home by 9pm.
Complete with leopard print, retro pink lettering and a holographic finish, because retired does not mean boring.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook or wherever you’d like to display your official retired slag status.
The important bits:
Original Sad Disco Club illustration
Holographic finish that catches the light 🌈
Designed and made by me in Yorkshire
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces
Proud member of the Retired Slag Society
Care: They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.
Psst… One sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection. ✨
