RIP Your Youth Card | Funny 30th Birthday Card | Alternative Birthday Card | Goth Birthday Card

There comes a point where the evidence starts stacking up.

The recovery time after one pint.

The unsolicited lower back pain.

The fact your TikTok algorithm suddenly thinks you'd love videos about menopause and mortgage rates.

That's when you know your youth might actually be gone.

Somewhere along the way, hangovers started lasting two business days, everyone developed a favourite supermarket, and people genuinely started recommending magnesium supplements like they were passing on ancient wisdom.

It's a slippery slope.

This card is for marking the end of someone's youth in the most dramatic way possible.

Because if you're going to have a milestone birthday, you might as well hold a small funeral for your twenties or thirties while you're at it.

Perfect for:

• 30th birthday gifts
• Milestone birthdays
• Elder emos
• Goth and alternative friends
• Halloween birthday lovers
• Friends with a dark sense of humour
• Anyone pretending they're absolutely fine about getting older

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes a coloured envelope
• Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
• Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I've realised getting older isn't actually the problem.

It's when your knees make a noise you've never heard before... and instead of ignoring it, you text your mates asking if theirs do it too.

Or when you catch yourself saying, "I don't really fancy going out tonight." And you actually mean it.

Honestly though? Every decade seems to come with fewer insecurities and better taste.

So maybe your youth can rest in peace.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.