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Smells Like Lactose Intolerance Print | Funny Bathroom Wall Art | Cow Print Toilet Decor | Quirky Bathroom Sign
Smells Like Lactose Intolerance Print | Funny Bathroom Wall Art | Cow Print Toilet Decor | Quirky Bathroom Sign
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You know that feeling when someone confidently says, "I'm sure that cheese will be fine..."
It wasn't fine.
This gloriously ridiculous bathroom print is for the dairy lovers, the lactose dodgers, and anyone who's ever immediately regretted ordering the extra mozzarella.
Featuring a bold cow print design and typography that absolutely refuses to whisper, it's made for bathrooms that don't take themselves too seriously.
Because if you're going to decorate your loo, you might as well make people laugh while they're in there.
This one's for...
🥛 The lactose intolerant... and the lactose optimistic.
🚽 Guest bathrooms that deserve better than a seashell and a scented candle.
😂 Friends who laugh at toilet humour (because we're all adults here... allegedly).
✨ Colourful homes full of personality, checkerboard prints and dopamine decor.
🎁 Housewarming gifts that people will actually remember.
Printed to order in Yorkshire on premium art paper, because your bathroom jokes deserve to look this good.
Just maybe skip the cheese board first.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨

Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.