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Wine Not? Print | Funny Wine Wall Art | Kitchen & Home Bar Decor | Happy Hour Collection | Dopamine Decor
Wine Not? Print | Funny Wine Wall Art | Kitchen & Home Bar Decor | Happy Hour Collection | Dopamine Decor
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"I'm not drinking tonight."
Bold thing to say when there's a perfectly good bottle of wine in the house.
This print is for the people who buy wine "for guests"... and then mysteriously never have any left when guests actually arrive.
For the girls whose group chat can turn a quiet Tuesday into "fancy a glass?" in under thirty seconds.
Featuring two glasses of red doing what we all aspire to be doing after work (absolutely nothing), this print brings the perfect amount of wine-fuelled chaos to your kitchen, dining room or bar cart.
Because sometimes the answer isn't why?
It's wine not?
Perfect for...
♡ Wine lovers who own more wine glasses than sensible mugs.
♡ The mate who says, "I'm only having one." (She isn't.)
♡ Kitchens, dining rooms and home bars that deserve a bit more personality.
♡ Housewarming gifts that won't end up in the charity shop.
♡ Girls who treat "fancy a wine?" as a complete social plan.
♡ Anyone who considers cheese a perfectly acceptable dinner if wine is involved.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" & 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper.
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.