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The Kitchen Disco Club Print | Colourful Kitchen Wall Art | Retro Dopamine Decor | Funny Foodie Gift

The Kitchen Disco Club Print | Colourful Kitchen Wall Art | Retro Dopamine Decor | Funny Foodie Gift

Regular price £4.50 GBP
Regular price Sale price £4.50 GBP
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Membership is automatic.

No application required.

The only rules are:

  • Dancing while the kettle boils.
  • Singing into the wooden spoon.
  • Opening the fridge four times hoping something new appears.
  • Making toast at questionable hours.
  • One-person kitchen discos are strongly encouraged.

Welcome to The Kitchen Disco Club — where burnt toast isn't a failure, cooking playlists are mandatory and nobody's judging your third cup of tea before midday.

Designed for kitchens that don't take themselves too seriously, this colourful retro-inspired print brings a bit of chaos, nostalgia and personality to the heart of your home.

Perfect for dopamine decorators, disco lovers and anyone whose kitchen somehow becomes the venue every time friends come round.

Printed to order in Yorkshire on premium art paper, ready to bring a little dopamine to your home.

Ideal for:

🪩 People whose kitchen is the best room in the house.
☕ Tea drinkers, coffee addicts and midnight snackers.
🎶 Anyone who cooks better with music on.
🏡 Dopamine homes full of colour and personality.
🎁 Housewarming gifts


Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.

Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits.

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Paper & Size Info

Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.

Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.

Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.

Prints are available in the following sizes:

5x7 inch

8x10 inch

A5 (148x210mm)

A4 (210x297mm)

A3 (297x420mm)

A2 (420x594mm)

A1 (595x841mm)

Production Time

We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).

Customisation

Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.

Design changes come with a £5 fee.

Please note this may not be possible on some designs.

We design loud things for even louder minds