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The Smut Club Admit One Bookmark | Funny Romance Bookmark | Smut Reader Gift | BookTok Bookmark | Double-Sided Bookmark

The Smut Club Admit One Bookmark | Funny Romance Bookmark | Smut Reader Gift | BookTok Bookmark | Double-Sided Bookmark

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Congratulations.

Your membership has been approved.

Benefits include kicking your feet in the air, blushing in public, pretending you're reading "for the plot" and somehow acquiring seventeen more books despite already having an out-of-control TBR.

Designed like a vintage admit one ticket, this bookmark is the perfect accessory for readers who love a little (or a lot of) spice. Whether you're deep into romantasy, contemporary romance, dark romance or BookTok's latest obsession, this is your official proof that you're a fully paid-up member of The Smut Club.

No judgement here.

We're all friends.


Why you'll love it

✨ Double-sided design
✨ Printed on sturdy premium 350gsm card
✨ Sparkly and waterproof
✨ Perfect size for marking your latest emotional support novel
Handmade in Yorkshire by one slightly chaotic human.


Who it's perfect for

  • Romance readers who insist they're "just reading one chapter."
  • BookTok members with suspiciously spicy recommendations.
  • Romantasy fans collecting fictional husbands.
  • Readers whose Kindle brightness mysteriously drops in public.
  • Anyone proudly holding Lifetime VIP status in The Smut Club.

Product Details

  • Premium 350gsm card
  • Finished with a holographic laminate, making them nice and sturdy 
  • Double-sided print (reverse is a leopard print pattern)
  • Rounded corners
  • Approx. 16x5.5cm
  • Handmade

Warning: May encourage buying "just one more book" despite the fact your TBR is already giving structural engineers cause for concern.

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