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Toastie Maker Friendship Card | Funny Long-Distance Friend Card | Alternative Greetings Card

Toastie Maker Friendship Card | Funny Long-Distance Friend Card | Alternative Greetings Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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This card is for the friends you don't speak to every single day, but somehow manage to pick up exactly where you left off. No awkwardness. No guilt. Just the immediate resumption of whatever nonsense you were discussing three months ago.

Like a toastie maker, really.

You forget it exists until suddenly you remember just how wonderful it is.

Perfect for:

  • Long-distance friends
  • ADHD friendships
  • Childhood friends
  • Your favourite low-maintenance human
  • The friend who still has your embarrassing secrets from 2008

Here's the thing...

I think the strongest friendships are the ones that don't need constant maintenance. You disappear into your own little worlds for a while, then pop back up as if absolutely nothing has happened.

And, much like a toastie maker, they're always worth returning to.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Packaged in a protective cello bag
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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