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Us Card | Relatable Couple | Walrus Greetings Card | Funny Relationship Card
Us Card | Relatable Couple | Walrus Greetings Card | Funny Relationship Card
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That's it. That's the card.
Two slightly odd little creatures, inexplicably devoted to one another, huddled together and just trying their best.
Honestly, I don't think there's a more accurate description of most relationships.
Perfect for:
- Anniversaries
- Valentine's Day
- Partners
- Best friends
- The person who has seen absolutely everything and decided to stay anyway
- Couples who communicate primarily through strange animal videos and niche internet references
Here's the thing...
I absolutely love a card that makes people laugh because it feels strangely specific. Are you glamorous? No. Are you mysterious? Also no.
Are you two sleepy walruses existing side by side in a state of affectionate bewilderment?
Potentially.
The boring but useful bits
- A5 greetings card
- Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
- Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Envelope included
- Packaged in a protective cello bag

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The Boring Bits...
Card Details
- A5 greetings card
- Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
- Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes a matching envelope
- Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
- Colours may vary slightly from screen to print
Production Time
Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.
We design loud things for even louder minds
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