Sad Disco Club
Wash Your Hands You Detty Pig Print | Funny Bathroom Wall Art | Quirky Toilet Decor | Colourful Bathroom Sign | Sad Disco Club
Wash Your Hands You Detty Pig Print | Funny Bathroom Wall Art | Quirky Toilet Decor | Colourful Bathroom Sign | Sad Disco Club
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Look, we're not judging...
...but if you leave the bathroom without washing your hands, this print absolutely is.
Inspired by the kind of loving insults only your best mates (or your mum) can get away with, this colourful bathroom print is here to keep your guests in check. Equal parts public service announcement and top-tier British humour.
Designed in our playful retro guest check style, it's perfect for adding a bit of personality to your downstairs loo, family bathroom or guest toilet.
Because "Please wash your hands" is fine...
...but "Wash your hands, you detty pig" gets the message across.
Perfect for...
🧼 Downstairs loos with personality
🚽 Guest bathrooms that deserve a laugh
😂 Lovers of chaotic British humour
🏡 Housewarming gifts
✨ Colourful dopamine decor
🎁 That mate who's impossible to buy for
Why you'll love it
- Original Sad Disco Club design
- Retro diner guest check inspired artwork
- Printed to order in Yorkshire
- Available in multiple sizes
- Guaranteed to make at least one guest laugh before they wash their hands
A gentle reminder...
...because apparently some people still need one.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨

Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.