When You Get to Your Thirties You Really Start to Understand What Katy Perry Was On About Card | Funny Birthday Card | Millennial Card

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?"

As it turns out, she wasn't just writing a pop song. She was documenting the millennial experience.

One minute you've got your whole life ahead of you. The next you're wondering whether everyone else secretly knows what they're doing while you continue floating from one slightly chaotic situation to the next.

This card is for the people who still feel seventeen on the inside, despite having to book dentist appointments, remember passwords and decide what to have for tea every single day for the rest of their lives.

Perfect for:

• Thirtieth birthdays
• Fortieth birthdays
• Your fellow millennials
• Friends who are just winging it
• Elder emos
• Anyone who feels suspiciously underqualified to be an adult

Here's the thing...

I think a lot of us assumed we'd have everything figured out by now. Instead, we're all just doing our best and occasionally feeling like airborne supermarket bags.

At least we've got the soundtrack.

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Envelope included
• Protected in a cello bag
• Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.