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You Have Officially Entered Your 'Had a Fall' Era Card | Funny Birthday Card | Getting Older Card

You Have Officially Entered Your 'Had a Fall' Era Card | Funny Birthday Card | Getting Older Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Welcome to the era. You know the one.

The stage of life where you stand up too quickly and suddenly need a minute. The point at which sleeping slightly awkwardly somehow counts as a serious injury. The era of mysterious aches, mysterious pains and making a noise every time you sit down.

Congratulations. You've made it.

Perfect for:

  • Milestone birthdays
  • Friends turning 30, 40 or 50
  • Parents who are beginning to make concerning noises when they stand up
  • Your favourite elder emo
  • Anybody embracing the ageing process with varying degrees of enthusiasm

Here's the thing...

I absolutely love cards that celebrate getting older without pretending that it's all graceful and dignified.

Because one minute you're staying out until 3 am, and the next you're discussing mattress firmness, lower-back pain and whether you've pulled something by sneezing.

It's the circle of life.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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