You know the rules. You get the cheese out of the fridge, the tax must be paid. 🧀
For dog owners who haven't eaten a piece of cheese in peace since approximately the day they brought their dog home.
The You Must Pay The Cheese Tax sticker features a very helpful little dog collecting the payment they are obviously legally entitled to. Because apparently you buying the cheese, opening the cheese and intending to eat the cheese is completely irrelevant.
Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, notebook or anywhere else you’d like to acknowledge who is really in charge of snack distribution in your house.
A very niche little gift for dog mums, dog dads, cheese lovers and anyone whose dog can hear a packet of cheddar being opened from three rooms away.
Finished with holographic sparkle because the collection of cheese-based taxation is a serious and prestigious profession.
The important bits:
Original Sad Disco Club illustration
Holographic finish that catches the light 🌈
Designed and made by me in Yorkshire
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles and other smooth surfaces
Failure to pay may result in intense staring
Care: They’re perfectly happy living on your water bottle, but to keep that holographic shine looking its best, we’d recommend hand washing rather than putting it through the dishwasher.
Psst… One sticker probably won’t be enough. We’re not accepting responsibility if you accidentally start a sticker collection. ✨
