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You Must Pay The Cheese Tax Print | Funny Dog Wall Art | Dog Mum Gift | Sad Disco Club
You Must Pay The Cheese Tax Print | Funny Dog Wall Art | Dog Mum Gift | Sad Disco Club
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If you've opened a block of cheddar without your dog appearing from absolutely nowhere...
...I'm afraid you're already legally obliged to pay the Cheese Tax.
This print is for the people whose dogs can hear a Babybel wrapper from three rooms away, who can't make a sandwich without an audience, and who know that no snack is ever truly yours once a little nose appears by your leg.
Featuring a playful black and cream design with a cheese-loving pup (who's clearly just doing their civic duty), this print is guaranteed to make fellow dog people laugh. Hang it in your kitchen, dining room, coffee corner or anywhere your four-legged tax collector likes to supervise.
Designed by me (Amy!) in Yorkshire for people who absolutely don't spoil their dogs...
...despite cutting the cheese into tiny pieces because apparently it tastes better that way.
Perfect for:
- Dog mums and dog dads
- Kitchens with permanent canine supervision
- Whippet, Italian Greyhound and sighthound households (they can smell cheese from another postcode)
- Funny gallery walls with actual personality
- Housewarming gifts for dog lovers
- Anyone who's ever muttered, "Fine... but this is the last bit." (It never is.)
The boring but useful bits
- Printed on premium art paper
- Available in a range of sizes
- Frame not included
- Designed by Sad Disco Club in Yorkshire
- Carefully packed by me because your walls deserve nice things
Whether it's for your own kitchen or the dog-obsessed friend who somehow has more photos of their dog than their family, this print is a daily reminder that the Cheese Tax isn't optional.
Resistance is futile.
Why you'll love it
🧀 The perfect gift for anyone obsessed with their dog
🖤 A fun addition to kitchens, utility rooms or coffee corners
✨ Bold monochrome design that suits modern gallery walls
🐶 Designed by a dog-obsessed small business owner in Yorkshire
P.S. If your dog is currently staring at you while you read this... they know you've got cheese.
Available in: A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, 8×10" and 5×7"
Printed on: Premium art paper
Frame not included.
Before you add to cart, take a peek at the full product details below for sizing, materials and other useful bits. ✨
Order Information
Paper & Size Info
Designs are printed onto 265gsm+ art paper.
Please note colours may look different to those on screen when printed.
Prints do not arrive framed. The image examples are just styling suggestions.
Prints are available in the following sizes:
5x7 inch
8x10 inch
A5 (148x210mm)
A4 (210x297mm)
A3 (297x420mm)
A2 (420x594mm)
A1 (595x841mm)
Production Time
We typically need around 7 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.
If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.
Delivery Info
We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.
You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.
We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.
Your prints arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes or poster tubes (we use tubes for A3+ sizes).
Customisation
Love the design but want different colours? Get in touch before ordering and we'll do our best to help.
Design changes come with a £5 fee.
Please note this may not be possible on some designs.