Birthday Witches Card | Funny Witch Birthday Card | Alternative Gothic Birthday Card

Buying a birthday card for your alternative friend shouldn't be this difficult.

Half the cards in the shops are covered in prosecco bottles and rose gold glitter...

...the other half look like they were designed for someone's nan who enjoys gardening and a nice cup of tea.

Then there's your mate.

The one who owns more black than colours, sends you moon emojis unironically and would absolutely join a coven if someone started a group chat.

This is their birthday card.

Whether you're celebrating your best friend, your sister or your favourite spooky human, this card is made for people who think birthdays are the perfect excuse to gather the coven, pour a cocktail and cause just a tiny bit of mischief.

Perfect for:

• Your witchy best friend
• Gothic, alternative and spooky souls
• Halloween lovers (all year round)
• Friends who'd rather celebrate with cocktails than clubbing
• Anyone whose wardrobe is 90% black

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes an envelope
• Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
• Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Here's the thing...

Sometimes the birthday girl is more likely to turn up in chunky boots than heels.

Sometimes "birthday plans" involve cocktails, tarot cards and making everyone watch Practical Magic for the seventeenth time.

And honestly... those are exactly the people I designed this card for.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.