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Cheeseboard & Vinyl Night? Card | Funny Date Night Card | Retro Greetings Card | Alternative Romance Card

Cheeseboard & Vinyl Night? Card | Funny Date Night Card | Retro Greetings Card | Alternative Romance Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Nothing says romance quite like arguing over whose turn it is to choose the record while eating an entirely unreasonable amount of cheese.

This card is for the people who've reached that wonderful stage of life where a perfect evening consists of good music, good company and being home by ten.

Candles are optional. Cheese is not.

Perfect for:

  • Your partner
  • Anniversaries
  • Valentine's Day
  • Your favourite music obsessive
  • Housewarming gifts
  • Record collectors
  • People who think creating the perfect playlist is an act of love

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.

Here's the thing...

A few years ago, I'd have told you a wild Friday night involved staying out until ridiculous o'clock.

Now I think true happiness is putting a record on, making an unnecessarily elaborate snack board and sitting in comfortable silence with somebody you really like.

I'm not sure whether that's maturity or simply exhaustion.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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