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Cake, Vibes, No Admin | Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Greetings Card

Cake, Vibes, No Admin | Funny Birthday Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Greetings Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Birthdays should come with one universal rule:

No admin.

No awkward phone calls.

No "quick favour while I've got you."

Just cake, good people, questionable music choices and absolutely zero responsibilities.

If you're looking for a funny birthday card for the friend who'd rather celebrate with snacks than a five-point life plan, this one's got their name all over it.

Because the to-do list can wait until tomorrow.

Perfect for:

 

  • Friends who treat birthdays like an annual festival
  • The colleague who deserves a day off from absolutely everything
  • People whose love language is cake
  • Anyone who appreciates dry humour
  • Someone who'd rather have good vibes than surprise parties

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Comes with envelope
  • Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen
  • 3 cards for £9 — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.

Here's the thing...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but birthdays are not the day to be answering emails, organising group chats or remembering you've run out of washing powder.

They're for eating an unreasonable amount of cake, pretending calories don't count for twenty-four hours and doing precisely as much (or as little) as you fancy.

That's the energy this card was designed to celebrate.

Printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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