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Happy Birthday to You and Your Fantastic Arse Card | Funny Birthday Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

Happy Birthday to You and Your Fantastic Arse Card | Funny Birthday Card | Cheeky Birthday Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Some birthday cards are heartfelt. Some are sentimental. Some contain inspirational messages about embracing another year older.

This card is not one of those cards.

Instead, it's a celebration of one of life's great gifts: an absolutely top-tier backside.

Perfect for partners, best friends and anyone whose ego could do with a little boost on their birthday.

Perfect for:

  • Your other half
  • Your best friend
  • Birthday gifts with a bit of cheek
  • People who appreciate compliments of the highest order
  • Anyone lucky enough to possess a truly fantastic arse

Here's the thing...

I firmly believe that compliments should be specific.

"Hope you have a lovely birthday" is all well and good, but sometimes you need a card that really gets to the point.

This is that card.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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