Heart Says Moshpit, but Knees Require the Seated Section Card | Funny Elder Emo Card | Alternative Birthday Card

There's a very specific stage of life when you realise you still love the music just as much as you did at seventeen, but you'd also quite like somewhere comfortable to sit down.

This card is for the people whose playlists are full of pop punk, whose wardrobes are still at least fifty per cent black, and whose backs mysteriously hurt for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Because growing older might be inevitable, but growing out of your emo phase definitely isn't.

Perfect for:

• Elder emos
• Alternative friends
• Milestone birthdays
• Former scene kids
• Concert lovers
• The friend who says, "I'm too old for this," before immediately buying tickets

Here's the thing...

As a fully paid-up member of the elder emo club myself, I know that the mind is willing, but the knees are increasingly less enthusiastic.

One minute you're throwing yourself into the middle of the crowd. The next, you're checking whether the venue has parking nearby and wondering if standing for three hours is really necessary.

Time comes for us all.

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Envelope included
• Protected in a cello bag
• Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.