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I Love That You Didn't Run Away Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Alternative Love Card

I Love That You Didn't Run Away Card | Funny Anniversary Card | Alternative Love Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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There's a point in every relationship where the pretending stops.

You accidentally let them see how many tabs you've got open.

They witness your completely irrational hatred of a particular spoon.

You start doing weird voices around the house without even thinking about it.

And somehow...

They're still there.

This card is for the person who knows the real version of you and, against all odds, decided to stick around anyway.

Perfect for:

  • Anniversaries
  • Valentine's Day
  • Your wonderfully weird partner
  • Long-term relationships
  • The person who's seen every version of you
  • Just because they deserve a reminder

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes an envelope
  • Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Here's the thing...

You know that stage at the beginning of a relationship where you try really hard to seem like you've got your life together?

Then about six months later they discover you eat cereal for tea, narrate what the dog is thinking, have one incredibly specific hyperfixation that changes every fortnight and insist on watching the same comfort programme for the eighteenth time.

That's when you know.

If they don't quietly back away at that point...

They're probably a keeper.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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