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I Would Fight an Angry Goose for You Card | Funny Friendship Card | Just Because Card | Goose Greetings Card

I Would Fight an Angry Goose for You Card | Funny Friendship Card | Just Because Card | Goose Greetings Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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I would fight an angry goose for you.

You know, if it was required.

I wouldn't want to, obviously. Geese are terrifying. They're essentially tiny dinosaurs with absolutely no regard for the rules of society.

But that's how much I care.

Because saying, "I appreciate your friendship and value your presence in my life" is all well and good, but promising to defend someone against an angry goose? That's commitment.

Perfect for:

  • Best friends
  • Partners
  • Long-suffering siblings
  • Your emotional support human
  • Anniversaries
  • Birthdays
  • Just because

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.

Here's the thing...

I genuinely believe there are different levels of friendship.

There are the people you'd lend a charger to, the people you'd help move house, and then there are the people you'd willingly defend against a goose.

This card is for the third category.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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