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I'd Say Enjoy the Ride, but Let's Face It, That's What Got You Here Card | Funny New Baby Card | New Parents Card

I'd Say Enjoy the Ride, but Let's Face It, That's What Got You Here Card | Funny New Baby Card | New Parents Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Some people buy sentimental baby cards covered in clouds, tiny footprints and inspirational quotes.

This isn't one of those cards.

This one is for the people whose love language is sarcasm. The people who are genuinely thrilled for the new arrival but can't resist the opportunity to make an absolutely terrible joke while they're at it.

Equal parts heartfelt and ridiculous, just as all the best friendships are.

Perfect for:

  • New parents
  • Baby showers
  • Friends with a questionable sense of humour
  • Expectant parents who have heard every other baby joke already
  • The people who appreciate a card that's just a little bit unhinged

Here's the thing...

I always think the best cards are the ones that make people laugh before they make them cry.

Becoming a parent is a huge, life-changing moment, but that doesn't mean you have to take it seriously all the time. Sometimes the appropriate response is simply to buy a funny card and move on with your day.

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Envelope included
  • Protected in a cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.
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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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