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May Your Recovery Be Speedy Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card | Surgery Recovery Card | Post Op Card | Funny Recovery Card

May Your Recovery Be Speedy Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card | Surgery Recovery Card | Post Op Card | Funny Recovery Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Whenever someone's ill or recovering from surgery, every card seems to say exactly the same thing.

"Wishing you a speedy recovery."

Lovely sentiment. Bit beige.

Personally, if I'm recovering from anything more dramatic than a paper cut, I'm far less concerned about speed than I am whether the painkillers are actually doing their job.

This card is for people who appreciate honesty.

Because let's face it... if you're going to be stuck on the sofa watching daytime TV, you may as well be comfortably numb.

Perfect for:

  • Friends recovering from surgery
  • Post-op recoveries
  • Hospital stays
  • Get well soon gifts
  • Someone who's broken a bone (or their dignity)
  • Anyone who appreciates dark humour and sarcasm
  • The friend who'd rather laugh than be fussed over

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I've always found "Get Well Soon" cards a bit... awkward.

You can't magically fix someone's dodgy knee, stitched-up appendix or questionable life choices with a folded piece of paper.

But you can make them snort-laugh whilst they're trying not to pull a stitch.

And honestly, that's probably more useful.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

We design loud things for even louder minds

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