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Please Enjoy This Professionally Folded Acknowledgement Card | Funny Greetings Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Card

Please Enjoy This Professionally Folded Acknowledgement Card | Funny Greetings Card | Sarcastic Birthday Card | Alternative Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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Buying cards is weird when you think about it.

You stand in a shop reading thirty-seven heartfelt messages before eventually deciding...

"Yeah, this folded bit of card will do."

Which is exactly why I made this one.

No over-the-top sentiment. No poems about friendship. No paragraphs about how you've changed someone's life.

Just a professionally folded acknowledgement that something happened, and I noticed.

Honestly, sometimes that's all anyone needs.

Perfect for:

  • Birthdays
  • Celebrating absolutely anything
  • Friends with dry humour
  • People who hate overly sentimental cards
  • Coworkers (when you can't risk being sincere)
  • Elder emos
  • Lovers of deadpan humour

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message (if you must)
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I don't know when greeting cards became a competition to see who could write the most emotionally overwhelming message.

Sometimes you just want to say "Happy Birthday" without pretending they're your guiding light and greatest inspiration.

This card gets it.

It's for people who appreciate a bit of sarcasm, slightly awkward humour and the shared understanding that buying a card is basically just proving you remembered.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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