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Proud of You. Now Go Pretend You Know What You're Doing Card | Funny Congratulations Card | New Job Card | Graduation Card

Proud of You. Now Go Pretend You Know What You're Doing Card | Funny Congratulations Card | New Job Card | Graduation Card

£3.29 GBP
£3.29 GBP
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You know that moment when someone gets a new job, graduates, gets promoted or finally becomes a proper adult...

...and you suddenly realise they're trusting them with budgets, meetings and actual responsibilities?

Mad, really.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that everyone is just making it up as they go along. Some people are just better at looking confident while they Google things in another tab.

This card is for celebrating the people you genuinely believe in... while also acknowledging that absolutely nobody has a clue what they're doing.

Perfect for:

  • New job congratulations
  • Promotions
  • Graduation gifts
  • Passing exams
  • New business launches
  • Career changes
  • Friends who somehow keep succeeding despite the chaos
  • Cat lovers and office humour fans

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a coloured envelope
  • Protected in a biodegradable cello bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen

Here's the thing...

I don't trust anyone who says they've got their life completely together.

The people I know who seem the most organised are usually one forgotten password away from a full-blown identity crisis.

So if you're buying this for someone who's just landed their dream job, smashed their degree or is starting a new chapter, this is your reminder that confidence is mostly just convincing everyone else you know what you're doing.

And if all else fails...

Smile, nod, and open another Google tab.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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