Proud of You, You Chaotic Goblin Card | Funny Congratulations Card | Alternative Encouragement Card

You know when someone absolutely smashes something...

...and your first instinct isn't to say, "Congratulations on your incredible achievement."

It's more...

"Look at you go, you absolute gremlin."

That's exactly who this card is for.

Whether they've landed a new job, passed an exam, graduated, started therapy, left a rubbish relationship or simply managed to keep all the plates spinning this week, this card celebrates them in the only acceptable way: with affection, encouragement and a tiny bit of gentle bullying.

Because sometimes "I'm proud of you" means so much more when it's followed by "you chaotic goblin."

Perfect for:

• Friends who deserve hyping up
• Celebrating new jobs, promotions and graduations
• Someone who's achieved something massive (or survived something massive)
• Your favourite ADHD friend
• Anyone whose life is held together with caffeine and good intentions

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Comes with envelope
• Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
• Colours may look slightly different in print than they do on your screen
• 3 cards for £9 — because you'll only forget someone's birthday otherwise.

Here's the thing...

Some people say "I'm proud of you."

But the best friends usually say something more along the lines of...

"Never thought you'd actually pull that off."

And honestly? Sometimes that's even more affectionate.

I wanted to make a card that feels like the conversations you actually have with your favourite people. The ones where you're relentlessly taking the piss out of each other one minute and being each other's biggest cheerleaders the next.

If you've got someone like that in your life, this card was made for them.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio.