Welcome to Adulthood Card | Funny Graduation Card | New Job Card | Eighteenth Birthday Card

Welcome to adulthood.

My condolences.

Here's your starter pack: crippling self-doubt, a collection of reusable shopping bags, an unhealthy emotional attachment to your air fryer, and the creeping realisation that nobody actually knows what they're doing.

This card is perfect for anyone stepping into the exciting new world of tax returns, energy bills and wondering whether it's too early to go to bed.

(The answer is no.)

Perfect for:

• Eighteenth birthdays
• Graduations
• New jobs
• New homes
• People entering the "real world"
• Your younger sibling who thinks adulthood looks glamorous
• Anyone experiencing their first existential crisis

The boring but useful bits

• A5 greetings card
• Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
• Printed on thick 350gsm cardstock
• Blank inside for your own message
• Envelope included
• Protected in a cello bag
• Colours may vary slightly from how they appear on screen once printed.

Here's the thing...

I was told adulthood would involve freedom, sophistication and perhaps owning a really nice coffee machine.

Instead, it seems to involve comparing washing-up liquids, discussing mortgage rates and somehow being responsible for feeding yourself every single day.

No one warns you about that bit.