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Will You Be Part of My Emotional Support Team? Card | Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Card | Alternative Wedding Card

Will You Be Part of My Emotional Support Team? Card | Funny Bridesmaid Proposal Card | Alternative Wedding Card

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Planning a wedding is a lot.

Not because you're marrying your favourite person...

Because suddenly everyone has an opinion about chair covers.

If you're here, you've probably already got someone in mind.

The friend who's survived every questionable fringe, every situationship, every identity crisis, every "I'm absolutely fine" that very much wasn't fine, and still answers the phone when you ring.

They're not just your bridesmaid.

They're the person who'll remind you to eat breakfast, hold your bouquet while you panic, tell you your eyeliner looks great (even if you've cried it off twice) and quietly tell your weird uncle to do one if the situation calls for it.

That's emotional support.

Perfect for:

  • Alternative bridesmaids
  • Maid of Honour proposals
  • Your emo best mate
  • The friend who's been there since the MySpace days
  • The person who's survived every era of you
  • Chosen family

The boring but useful bits

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in my Yorkshire studio
  • Printed on thick 350gsm matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes an envelope
  • Protected in a self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Here's the thing...

I don't think bridesmaids are just the people who stand next to you in the photos.

They're the people who've watched you cry over people who absolutely didn't deserve you.

Who've helped bleach your hair in a tiny bathroom.

Who know exactly which Bring Me The Horizon song means you're having a bad day.

Who'll hype you up before your first dance, carry safety pins in their handbag like it's an Olympic sport and somehow end up sorting out half the wedding without being asked.

If you're reading this thinking,

"Well... obviously it's her."

I reckon you've just found the right card.

Designed, printed, packed and posted by me from my little Yorkshire studio

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The Boring Bits...

Card Details

  • A5 greetings card
  • Printed to order by me in Yorkshire
  • Printed on thick uncoated 350gsm cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Packaged in a protective self-seal cellophane bag
  • Colours may vary slightly from screen to print

Production Time

Cards are printed to order so please allow around 3-5 working days to process, print and pack your order, so please keep this in mind when planning ahead.

If you have a specific deadline in mind, we'd love to hear from you before you order. Just a heads up though — our Special Delivery option gets your items to you faster, but it doesn't speed up the production time itself. Drop us a line and we'll do our best to help.

Delivery Info

We dispatch all orders via Royal Mail, and for bulk orders we use DPD or a similar courier service.

You'll find a range of shipping options at checkout — just pick tracking or special delivery if you'd like those extras.

We take great care when packing your orders, but sometimes things can get a bit knocked about in transit. If that happens to yours, just reach out and we'll sort it for you.

Your cards arrive safely packaged in hardback envelopes.

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